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Sir Bad Jason: What makes you think she's a rock climber?
Eliot: Well, she turned me into a n00bie!
Sir Bad Jason: A n00bie?
Eliot: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Meetup Group: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Johnnie: I'm not a rock climber I'm not a rock climber!
Sir Bad Jason: But you are dressed as one
Johnnie: *They* dressed me up like this!
Meetup Group: We didn't! We didn't...
Johnnie: And this isn't my chalk bag. It's a false one.
Sir Bad Jason: [lifts up her false chalk bag] Well?
Brandon: Well, we did do the chalk bag.
Sir Bad Jason: The chalk bag?
Brandon: And the harness, but she is a rock climber!
Meetup Group: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bad Jason: Did you dress her up like this?
Brandon: No!
Eliot, Bryan: No!
Eliot: No!
Brandon: No!
Eliot, Bryan: No!
Brandon: Yes!
Bryan: Yes!
Brandon: Yeah a bit.
Eliot: A bit!
Brandon, Bryan: A bit!
Bryan: a bit
Brandon: But she has got cams!
Sir Bad Jason: There are ways of telling whether she is a rock climber.
Brandon: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bad Jason: Tell me. What do you do with rocks?
Brandon: climb them.
Sir Bad Jason: And what do you climb, apart from rocks?
Brandon: More rocks.
Bryan: stone.
Sir Bad Jason: Good. Now, why do rock climbers climb?
Eliot: ...because they're made of... rocks?
Sir Bad Jason: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of rock?
Eliot: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bad Jason: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Eliot: Oh yeah.
Sir Bad Jason: Does rock go down to the ground?
Eliot: No, no, it goes up!... It goes up! Throw her onto the rock!
Sir Bad Jason: No, no. What else goes up rocks?
Brandon: Bread.
Bryan: Apples.
Eliot: Very small rocks.
Brandon: Cider.
Bryan: Gravy.
Eliot: Cherries.
Brandon: Mud.
Bryan: Churches.
Eliot: Lead! Lead!
King Adam: A gecko.
Sir Bad Jason: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Brandon: If she weighed the same as a gecko... she's made of rock.
Sir Bad Jason: And therefore...
Bryan: ...A rock climber!